As you know, we are absolutely CRUSHING those planetslayer losers. The name doesn’t even make any sense. Like how the hell do you slay a planet? It’s like whoever made it just called them that so it would sound cool and get people interested or something. What a loser.
Anyway, allow us to explain how we ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED THESE LOSERS. We discovered a hidden bunker down on Escharun-15 (that’s the desert planet, for those who are UNEDUCATED and BORING) Those twinks thought they were safe in their little sandy dens buried underground, but little did they know, the IPD’s awesome trackers™ were able to track down some IPD tech they had yoinked without permission as we put trackers in everything. Yes. Even the food.
Editor’s note: no, you cannot put IPD CoolTags™ in soup. I don’t know why he wrote this.
